The paperwork: privacy and terms, kept short

Paperwork nobody reads protects nobody. This is short enough to actually read.

Privacy

No accounts, no comments, no email pop-ups. One analytics property (GA4) counts visits and shows us which guides earn their tape; block it and the bench works identically. Email us and the address is used to reply, then left alone.

Terms

The guides are working notes, not guarantees: rooms differ, voices differ, and vendors rename menus without calling us. Worksheet numbers are arithmetic on list prices as of the printed date (July 30, 2026) and the stated assumptions — re-run the division for your cadence before budgeting. Where a page and a vendor’s current pricing disagree, the vendor’s page wins and ours owes a dated fix.

Affiliate links

Links through /go/ may pay us a commission at no cost to you — labelled on every tin, itemized in the sponsor note, which is part of these terms. Quote the bench with a link; wholesale reprints aren’t quoting.